I Pee in the Snow Hoodie | Funny Winter Phrase Sweatshirt

Soft, warm, and a little bit cheeky — this cozy hooded sweatshirt brings deadpan humor to cold days. The clean canvas features bold, rounded red lettering that reads “I PEE IN THE SNOW,” a playful statement that sparks smiles and starts conversations. Wear it layered over tees on snowy walks, curled up by a fire, or out for casual errands when you want comfort and a sly laugh. The roomy kangaroo pocket and double-lined hood keep hands and head sheltered from wind, while the smooth, sturdy cotton–poly blend holds print and shape wash after wash. It’s made for adults who enjoy low-key mischief and comfortable, long-lasting basics. Product features - Cozy 50/50 cotton–poly blend (8 oz/yd²) that stays soft and retains shape - Large kangaroo pouch pocket for warmth and convenience - Adjustable double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord - Tubular knit without side seams for a clean look and less fabric waste - DTG/DTF-print-safe fabric with tear-away label for comfortable wear Care instructions - Tumble dry: medium - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed